I'm sorry but after all the United States has done for you frogs in the last
100 years you deserve this for all the trouble you are causing us now.
Q: Why are there so many trees along the Champs Elysee?
A: Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
Q: How many frenchmen does it take to successfully defend Paris?
A: We won't know until it has been done.
There was a Colonel and a General talking...
Colonel: "My God Sir, have you heard? The
French will not join our military operations in Iraq!"
General: "That's Horrible... That would be like going dear
hunting without taking an accordion!"
Q: Why do all French tanks have rear view mirrors.
A: That way they can still watch the battle.
Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a Catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking, ungrateful bottom feeder and the other is a fish
"A Frenchman walks into a bar carrying a duck under his arm. The bartender says, "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here." The Frenchman says, "Excuse me...but that's a duck." The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck."
Q: How many wars have the French won?
A: One - The French Revolution
Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?
A: So they can see all their other ships.
President Bush and the french ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons. He further explained that should that happen, any future likely conflict with the madman could result in a bloodbath. The french ambassador, although, did not understand. It seems there is no word for" bath" in french.
Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead frenchman In the middle of a Texas highway?
A: There's skid marks In front of the skunk.
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, the French captured an English major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his quiet English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.